I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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