Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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