what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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