It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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