I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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