; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
4 words: hood of his car
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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