I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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