Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm always down for nudity.
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