she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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