I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
we're so committed to being not committed
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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