You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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