i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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