no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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