Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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