We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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