Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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