this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Come on in and take your pants off
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