is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
operation harelip BJ is a go
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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