I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize