planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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