You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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