I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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