butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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