I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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