Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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