Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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