Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
this will be a night to untag.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
