I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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