I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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