And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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