it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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