3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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