awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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