Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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