Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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