I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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