yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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