4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i don't like sucking hair
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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