Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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