Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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