Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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