This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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