For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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