I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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