4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so explain again why im purple
no
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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