I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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