i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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