It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Someone signed my nipple.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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