Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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