do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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