Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
