You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
