dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
should my penis look like a turkey
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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