I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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