can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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