Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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