I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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