Buhtt sex?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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