i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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