Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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